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The Weekly Upchuck January 25, 2015
Abortion, Contraception And Other WOmens’ Issues
- Gag Reflex – On: This Is How Judges Humiliate Pregnant Teens Who Want Abortions
- Conserva-Chuck: Woman Sentenced To 30 Years Behind Bars For Having A Miscarriage
- Barfing Mad: The Daily Show talked to an Alabama lawyer who represents fetuses. Things got tense.
- The Cray-Cray Of Puke-Puke: Fetus Lawyers, Baby Daddies and ‘Legitimate Rape’: America’s Craziest Abortion Bills
- Sponsored by: The Toilet: Major Conservative Women’s Group Hides Anti-Choice Connections
- The State Of Upchuck: Your Right to Abortion Care Is in Danger—No Matter Where You Live
- Upchuck Never Lies: “More than six-in-ten (63%) U.S. adults say they would not like to see the Supreme Court completely overturn Roe.
- Toilet Topper: New Study Shows More Than Half of Abortion Clinics Face Threats
Creationism
- Hurling As One: Movie extolling Book Of Genesis as world guide features Huckajesus, Dershowitz, Ken Ham & other nutters.
- Tetch Of Ham In My Upchuck: Forecast for Ark Park attendance cut by half of what Hamhead claims
- Papal Smear: Santorum needn’t have flipped about Pope Francis’ birth control remarks when in reality, they toe the same conservative line
- The Method To Their Upchuck: Inside the Secret History Behind the GOP’s Latest 20-Week Abortion Ban
Education
- Hurling On A Founding Principle: Public ed chair says he’ll give school vouchers a hearing
- On A Wave Of Vomit: “There’s going to be an epidemic of homeschool abuse survivors in the next 10 – 20 years, if there isn’t one already
- The Tao Of Upchuck: Kids Rejected From Religious School Because They Have Two Dads
- Pedi-Chuck: Right-Wing Charter Schools Looking For Toehold In Michigan. No doubt they’ll find it.
Fifty Shades Of Lies And Propaganda
- Cat Scratched The Huckster: Huckajesus Falsely Claims Ted Nugent Changed The Lyrics To Explicit Song They Performed Together
- Orwellian Spew: America facing ‘unprecedented crisis’ over Obama-led attack on religious freedom: Family Research Council
- Dog Whistle Doo Doo: Obama Used Islamic Subliminal Messages In The State Of The Union
- Dumb, Dumber Doofus Huckajesus Claims He Didn’t See Nugent Controversy Coming
- Vomit In Their “Junk:” Texas Used Junk Science to Restrict Abortion. The state’s experts lied—and they got caught.
Fifty Shades Of Stark Raving Mad
- The Anti-Intellectualism Of Spew: Robertson: God gives fewer miracles to ‘too-educated Americans’ who learn science
- Vomit Braintrust: Jim Bakker Tells Huckajesus That Christians In America Are Like Jews Under Nazi Dictatorship
If Media Is The Message
- More Papal Smear: One Billion People Will Die If Pope Francis Gets His Way On Climate Change
- LaBabs Pukes: Peter LaBarbera: LGBT community should “apologize” for supporting “disgusting and dangerous” LGBT rights
- Swirling Upchuck: Glenn Beck Warns Against Those Dangerous Mormons Who Want To ‘Mix The Gospel With Government
Israel, End Times And John Hagee
- Meddling Mucus Makers: John McCain leads bipartisan delegation to meet with Israeli President
- Boehner. Bibi. Barf: White House Rips Boehner’s Bibi Invite
- Make Sick: End Times Hagee panders his largesse on US East Coast.
- Evil Doings Chuck: RNC Turns Deaf Ear To Questions About Trip To Israel Funded by Hate Group
- Most Meddlesome Mucus Maker: NYT’ and Matthews warn that Netanyahu speech to Congress could lead US to war
LGBT
- Pukin’s Off His Rocker: FRC’s Tony Perkins argued that girls will be allowed to marry their biological fathers if SCOTUS legalizes same-sex marriage.
- So Much For Change Chuck: Pope Makes Anti-Gay Marriage Comments in Philippines
- Okie-Pukey: Oklahoma politician wants to strip pensions from state employees over same-sex weddings
Politics Nation
- Huckster Pukester: Huckabee defends slam against Obama’s parenting: ‘Cultural divide’ stops Obama kids from liking ‘wholesome’ music
- Boom Chuck-A-Luck-A-Luck-A: Pope Francis Says He Wants To Address Joint Session Of Congress, Republicans Should Be Terrified
- Huckajesus Aspirates: Huckajesus Talks 2016 Plans With Jim Bakker To Shouts Of ‘Hallelujah’
- Dribbling Spew: Mike Huckabee Reiterates Opposition To Marriage Equality: God Has Already Ruled
- Biblical Cherry Puking: Mike Huckabee: Support The Fair Tax Because ‘Giving Proportionately Is Biblical’
- Dumber Than Upchuck: Rick Santorum: Saying ‘Dumb Things’ About Birth Control And Abortion- aka what he really thinks – Fueled 2012 Loss
- When Catholicsm Upchucketh: Pope Francis Says Humans Cause Climate Change. These Catholic Members Of Congress Disagree.
- Papal Froth: Santorum: ‘I Don’t Know’ What The Pope Is Talking About Anymore
- Hawking Another Loogie: Huckajesus is angry that Jon Stewart and others are persecuting him over his Beyoncé attacks
- Merrily They Puke Along: GOP’s unexpected ’16 problem: How gay marriage became a political liability — for them
- Pukey Is As Pukey Does: Meet the extremist anti-gay pastors and “prophets” who organized Gov. Bobby Jindal’s prayer rally
- Mewling Mewler: Huckajesus sez Christians are second class citizens in the US because of Hobby Lobby, War on Christmas
- God’s Pipline To Puke: ‘God’s blessing’ will make Huckajesus president to stop the atheist ‘secular theocracy’
- Judicial Jism: Ben Carson: Recall Any Justice Who Votes for Gay Marriage
- Reason To Upchuck. Hard: If Huckajesus keeps pushing his Christian America stuff he’ll be competitive in IO,KS,SC,LAA,AL,MS,TN,GA and maybe even TX.
- Hooking Up With Bry-Bry: The Jindal-Hate Group Relationship You Won’t Hear About This Weekend
- Base Barfery: Prepping for 2016, a Gathering of Republicans in Iowa Leans Hard to the (Christian) Right
Religion Gone Bad, Gone Mad
- NEVER Give Up On Leggings Oh Sad Upchucker: Christian Mom Worries Leggings Could Lead Men to ‘Think Lustful Thoughts’
- Fired Fire Guy’s Gargantuan Gag: Ousted Fire Chief Reaffirms Biblical Views on Sexuality : ‘God Intended for a Man & Woman to Procreate’
- You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Puker: “A SEEMINGLY INNOCUOUS DEFINITION OF THE “NATURAL FAMILY” IS QUIETLY BEING USED AS THE BASIS OF NEW LAWS TO JUSTIFY THE CRIMINALIZATION OF ABORTION AND LGBTQ PEOPLE.”
Scandal
- Nauseating Nookster: ‘Holly Lobby Hobby’ Caught Cheating On Her Active Duty Military Husband
- Circling The Toilet: The next right-wing folk hero? A tax-dodging creationist who thinks demons pilot UFOs
Supremes And Lower Courts
- Huck The Chuck? Huckajesus sez States Can Ignore Supreme Court On Gay Marriage
- Do Bears Upchuck In the Woods? Do the Religious Beliefs of Supreme Court Justices Influence Their Decisions?
Theocracy Rising
- Frankly Upchucking: The right’s home-school conspiracy: How I helped GOP launch a religious war
- Jindalacious Upchuck: Bobby Jindal embraces Christian Nationalism
- Creepy Christian Upchuck: Klink Requests Moment of Silence to ‘Remember’ Fetuses
- Retching With The Okies: Oklahoma Legislator Wants To Restrict Marriage To People Of Faith
- Jindale’s Jerkoff: Jindal: Liberals Want Us To Pretend ‘It’s A Good Thing To Kill Journalists’
- Hurling Toward Theocracy: On of the goals of Little Booby Jindal’s prayer rally is to sign clergy willing to be trained to run as Christian Right candidates for office at all levels of government
Antidotes
- Virginia Lawmakers Roll Out Pro-Choice Legislative Agenda
- ‘God and country’ recruit poster axed from Army office
- A Shocking Number of Americans Under 30 Have No Religion — This Country Is Going to Change
- “By this time next year, gay marriage will be legal in all 50 states. “
- No Worship Services in Public Schools, New York Mayor Tells Supreme Court
- House GOP Abruptly Pulls Abortion Bill After Women Rebel Over Rape Clause
- Democrats Reintroduce Legislation to Protect Abortion Access
- Federal Judge Rules Against Alabama’s Ban On Same-Sex Marriage
- 60 million years before Jesus rode Ken Ham’s dinosaur: Asteroid that killed the dinosaurs boiled the Earth’s atmosphere
- Justice Ginsburg Explains Everything You Need To Know About Religious Liberty In Two Sentences
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